söndag, juli 24, 2005

Dear..

This message will be written in english, more ore less! English is the language that I prefer when I get wasted! A long time ago when I was in high school I and two other gays from El(electrical program @ bergska) went to Denmark to do a project with danish students, we did not do good at all. There were other students from Bergska with us, most of them were drunk all day long for 14 days. Me and my mates from El had a beer trial, we bought different kinds of beer and tested them! I gor wery drunk and since the danish girls we met didn't understand english I had to talk english! We were very close to the German border. The beer had a alchol percent at 10, wich is very much. Most of the beer was very bad.. Giraff,Crocodile,Elephant and more.. But I was so wasted that I forgot how to speek swedish! I spoke to my principal, swedish teacher, and el teatchers. The day after that I was very ill. But I had fun, thats all I remeber!
Back to this evening, I was alone on a saturday night! What to do? Whatch SATC of course, cant do that all night I figuerd! So what else is ther to do in the ghetto of Ryd? Hmm.. A [HG] is open on thursdays and saturdays! Whent there all by my self, wich was not so odd, I have been to bars by my self, nothing odd with a lonly drinker at the bar! Most bartenders are more than happy to talk to you ore listen to what you have to say! I think they don't have a choice(thank u sral)! It raind all the 600 meters to [HG]'s, I had a jacket, the first beer I orderd was "Murphys Irish Red", very good beer! Since the bar in pub at [HG] doesn't have chairs I took a high table with two chairs, put my jacket on one of them and put my ass on the other! Very smart to occupie the other chair with my jacket, did it so no sweet girls could sit down at my table and disturb me while I made out with my pint!
There was one girl, who had a nice clothingstyle, but she was there with her parents and I overheard that she had a boy friend! The funniest and most awkward thing that happen to night was that the first girl I noticed looked so familier, she looked just like my X, the big X.. '
I thought it was here but it couldn't be, because she had said that school had alredy begun on icq! Later when I was at the bar, one of the guys at X's table came by, I had to ask the name of the girl sitting at his table! It wasn't her.. To bad.. ore good I mean! The "irish red" is empety, whar to order next? Might be good with a whiskey I thougt! "A Carlsberg Hof and a Jack Daniels pleas!" JD tasted like shit, not good at all! I had a nice chat with the bartender, named Christel, she was nice, after JD we talked about Staropramen, I had never seen three differnt kinds of SoP, I have tried at least one dark and a less dark one. Aperently there are three kinds, light,red and dark. I went for a dark one, very good! I told Ch I might apply for a job at [HG] and she told me what differnt kinds of jobs [HG] offers, the pub, security, resturant + more. Pun and security are the onces I would like the most I think! After SoP I was short on money to buy a nice beer and had to settle with "Stella Artois" wich was a premium lager beer! Very bad choice(thank u sral) ! No taste, o it had taste, bad one thoug! Some people stumbled in to the pub so Christel couldn't talk so much, so I turned and saw that Jesper was sitting alone, I joined him, didn't know him at all before I introduced myself. He had just come home from Arvika Festivalen, hi liked synthmusic, wich I have never really listend to! We talked about ditt and that, mostly about tv-shows, like family guy and simpsons! He was nice! Not good looking but nice to talk to! Not many girls in the pub so what can a horney dude do??
I had a nice evening @ [HG]!
Smell u later!!
--
Erik

1 kommentar:

Anonym sa...

So erik, what's with this "hey let's show off with a bit english style" of yours'? :P I won't be outdone, so I thought I'd write a comment in english too. That's my only excuse since I'm not wasted. To be honest, I am right here at my desk, working LATE (could be the result of my lie-in this morning). When I come to think of it... I always find myself associating to alcohol at this freaking desk. It is at times like these, when life seems hopeless, time runs to slow and I am bored to death that your blog saves me Erik (I hope you noticed the depth in that sentence). Just realize, that a blog filled with meaninglessness (don't argue with me) could be such a fun thing to keep me occupied. Besides Erik, you are the king of writing. It is a real challenge to write about nothing (still Erik, I encourage you NOT to argue with me) and yet somehow make it interessting. Believe me, I'll keep up to date.

SATC rocks!

Hit me girlfriend! ;)

/Linda

PS. My boss is a prick, I want to be drunk.